And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
What changed your mind?
Being sober
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Randomize
