I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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