Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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