i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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