i just had sex bonerless
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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