wakey wakey hands off snakey
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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