just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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