Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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