I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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