I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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