Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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