normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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