I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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