finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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