When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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