I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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