I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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