the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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