sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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