i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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