Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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