Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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