How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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