You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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