Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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