Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
