It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
