Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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