last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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