If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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