u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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