you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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