I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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