I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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