Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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