the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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