It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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