Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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