Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
All I want is dick and wine.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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