It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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