ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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