I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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