Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Still dying that you shit outside
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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