Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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