singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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