If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Will exercising make me less horny?
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