hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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