Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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