i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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