Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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