Only a mothe r could love this liver
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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