omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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