My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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