Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Randomize