I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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